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Greasing the delicious path to perdition.
Is it the ticking ticking ticking of the tell-tale heart?
Whatever you call it, we got plenty of 'em.
Tripping from the bookstore to a cineplex near you. Someday.
What the heck was that sound?!?
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Dopers don't paper over their problems.
Don't get all glassy eyed looking at these postings.
What to do with Jiminy and his many friends.
Baby it's cold outside.
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It's all you can eat for a long time, so chow down.
Let the other guy take a solo for a change!
Giant anacondas! Leaping lizards! And Dragons.
The Dopers are counting their chickens ... and their eggs.
Will your head pop off? No, but it may asplode. (Adult language, NSFW.)
We're not perfect. Are we evolving towards it?
I, for one, do not welcome our new fire ant overlords. They're into everything.
Big wheels keep on turning.
Have a serving of ham with your popcorn.
Going on a culinary excursion? Sometimes it's a bad trip.
When the weapons grade is an F.
Go west, young man ... carefully.
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The Dopers try counting crows.
The Dopers stand up for what counts. Fight the (vegetable) power!
Enough fleas for a circus!
What's the Dewey Decimal number for weird?
Builds medieval bodies XII ways!
I wouldn't touch that with a … never mind.
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It was the strange case of the duck quacking in the night.
Fly back in time and go shopping.
And when I die ...
Oh sweet mystery of life!
First rule of the animal kingdom: No pants.
Do you haiku? You can.
Filled with delicious eye rolling horror!
It's not in, it's not out, it's not there.
Crime does not pay. And makes you look bad, too.
But it obstructs my view of Venus!
Yo ho ho my aching back!
More proof that cats are secretly taking over the world.
They said it would never last. And they were right.
It's the Hit Parade that marches to the (off)beat of a different drummer.
It's what's not for dinner.
All I want for Christmas is you, or not to hear that song again.
Don't get smart with me!
He turned his amp up to 11 and then this happened.
Up in the air, commercial satellite man!
Are you my doggie or are you just happy to see me?
Sophocles long ago/Heard it on the Ægean. You can read it here.
Why there is no "Dr. Frosty, Brain Surgeon."
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